HI GUYS HERE'S SOME JOKES FOR YOU GUYS !
Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
A: "Hi. I'm better than you."
Q:An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?
A:Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
A history jokeQ:Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
A:Because there were so many knights!
Q:Why aren't you doing very well in history?
A:Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Q:Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
A:Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
Q:Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich?
A:Because the poor have nothing worth taking!
Q:Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
A:To draw the curtains!
Q:Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A:He had no body to go with!
Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?
A: You can almost hear them.
Q:Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
A:Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke
ENJOY ! :)from: your lovely senior ( hehe )